For those of you that haven't read this one yet, I hope it puts a smile on your face...... Thanks Sandy for reminding me that MOMS are BAD ASS
The Mom Test
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground. It's dirty, and it probably has germs,' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the dad.'
''Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground. It's dirty, and it probably has germs,' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the dad.'
''Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face
3 comments:
Dust didnt think this was funny. But i was lmao!
REAL FUNNY !!!:O
Isn't this the truth!!! my hubby admits he can't do it better then me. Probably an excuse to escape parental responsibiliy, I'm sure!
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